1:He said a dog bit his nose.

2:Arf.

Shot in the dark here--but the quote made me think of, The Wizard of Oz?

nope... not the wizard of oz.

[Walking through a metal detector]
"Why is this thing safe for me and not for my keys?"

Little help please

ok, another quote.

1: David Berkowitz, Ted Bundy, Richard Speck...

2: What about them?

1:Serial killers. Serial killers only have two names. You ever notice that? But lone gunmen assassins, they always have three names. John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, Mark David Chapman...

2: John Hinckley. He shot Reagan. He only has two names.

1: Yeah, but he only just shot Reagan. Reagan didn't die. If Reagan had died, I'm pretty sure we probably would all know what John Hinckley's middle name was.

Agh, this is familiar - something I have seen pretty recently. Going to have to have a think.

have you watched conspiracy theory lately BadgerBaiter : P

hehehe CandyStripes05 knows what he is talking about. You are up!