1: Where are your parents?
2: Where are yours?
1: Are you even injured?
2: Do I look injured?
1: Well, we only do injuries.
2: Well, I'll just go get hit by a truck and come back.

yeaaaah.. i don't know.

ok.. another quote

1: You've been awful busy, Reggie, obstruction of justice, tampering with federal evidence,
[pauses as he taps his pen on the table] contributing to the delinquency of a minor, you've been REAL busy.
2: Oh Roy, I am so FLATTERED that you noticed!

Only possible thing I can think of is The Krays.

Thats only because of the names though :p

nope... not The Krays, i dunn think i've seen that one.

another quote

1: I have been sober for three years.

2: Yeah right, that's what all the drunks say, how they're gonna get sober and all. They even say they love you but they don't. And then they come home wasted and beat on you and your mother so bad that you gotta hit 'em in the face with a baseball bat!

1: You're talkin' about your daddy aren't you?

2: Yeah, well, I got rid of him. When me and my mom went into court to by our divource our lawyer SUCKED as usual, so I went up there and told the judge myself about all the beatin's, about how he made us sleep in the street. And that's when my father became my ex-father, and now I got you, and you're a drunk and a bad lawyer too! So now I'm gettin' rid of you, you're fired, okay?

I remember that first quote, really funny, its got to be The Client.

yes! you got it blood_falcon!