Rode my bike to work
Hot day outside kicked my ass
I eat doughnuts now


If your up for it this is a Haiku thread.
Have fun with it.
5 syllables then 7 and then 5 again.

I can't stand this job
Management hates designers
So very unfair

-yeah, I know, I'm a whiner

drawing is hard work
especially feet and hands
i'm getting hungry

My world now erodes
I'm artificial soldier
Here I lay to rest

ooh sounds like much fun
maybe soon I'll do one
later I will come

What a crap Haiko
Stinking reeking of mind shit
That was I farted

Just realised
I suck at making Haikus
and sound like yoda

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I will not lie that was lame

dark and deep my soul
decaying now at worlds end
here I stand alone
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plasma springs erupt
the sulfur stench of rotting
my world in shambles

every problem
seems to land on my shoulders
what can I do now?

verticies own me
push and pull and push and pull
oh fuck max just crashed

Stayed at home today
played some City of Heroes
Taskforces are long.

Yaaaay, whining!

Hundred lines of code
Two hours of bug searching
Stupid capital

Flash costs way too much
But I am honourable
Ninjas don't pirate

Instead I go broke
Stupid indie studio
can have monayz plz?

Circus Peanuts rule!
Ninety-nine cent orgasm
Clean up; back to work

did you know you could haiku
in other ways than five seven five
seven nine seven works too











...i think

china town pwns me
it's time to eat my pocky
wipe my frown away
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deep inside my brain
a single thought causes strain
i should catch my train
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candles flickering
when will they go out
watch the wick burn down
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holding battle axe
these WoW nerds are fucking hax
it's time to pwn them

waking up is gay
i want to sleep so much more
breakfast is nice though

i have been trying
to write a haiku for you
some things i just can't do

i dont even know
how to write an haiku
gotta learn more japanese

that damn route at work
been trying for two weeks now
slopers love and hate

a a a a a
b b b b b b b
a a a a a
minimalist haiku

sad mad angry sad
happy happy laugh laugh
kill kill kill kill kill
Expressionist Haiku

Me fake fake
I am a fakey fake
give me your money
Damien Hirst Haiku

Poor little bug thing
Content in its own small world
Envy for its life

I know...it's deep.

haikus have meaning
at least most of the time, right?
well ok guess not

bounchfx haikus
point to much bigger truths, yet
are simply written

this format's too short!
i keep running out of syl-
shit it happened ag-

I know what you mean
this stuff is normally deep
I'm ruining it

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You're a bunch of fags,
Couldn't haiku worth a shit,
So I'll go jerk off.