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created Fucking roomates...Fucking Fuck!
on 03-19-2006 12:18 AM
I'm ready to kill my fucking roomate! See today, my roomate decided to have a little beer pong party, I don't like beer and I'm not a jackass (no offense to anyone that may love beer pong), so I didn't partake in the days activities. Instead I stayed up in my room, with my lovely girlfriend, and relaxed and watched zombie movies all day. So my girlfriend leaves, and I go into the upstairs bathroom, and what is in there? puke, Fucking puke, everywhere, that obese motherfucker said he wasn't going to do that, and he fucking did. I was ready to go outside and put my foot through his fucking windshield of his fucking car, god I am so fucking pissed right now. The downstairs is also trashed, if he doesn't clean his shit it up, I'm just gonna narc on his ass and get that fat fuck evicted.
Fucking people...
So anyone else here suffer, or have suffered from fucking inconsiderate, dipshit, fuck-ass roomates?
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created Re: Fucking roomates...Fucking Fuck!
on 03-19-2006 12:28 AM
i live by myself so none of that shit for me.... but i feel your pain, brother. go kick his ass and make him clean the shit up.
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created Re: Fucking roomates...Fucking Fuck!
on 03-19-2006 12:41 AM
My roommates are great. One is a friend from high school, and the other has been my friend's with my friend since they were only a few years old. We're all pretty mellow, laid-back guys, so we get along great.
We have had a drunk person puke in our apartment, though [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]. A friend who lives about an hour away and his girlfriend came to visit for a few days. We were all drinking, and she got REALLY drunk, and ended up passing out. The whole thing was pretty funny, until about 20 minutes later when she woke up and started puking. At least the only thing she had eaten was Top Ramen, so it wasn't too bad. In fact, after we got her a bowl, the puke just looked like Top Ramen. So much so that our friend asked us if we dared him to eat some... we said "HELL NO," but he did it anyway [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]. He said it tasted like a mix of Ramen, Captain Morgans and stomach bile.
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created Re: Fucking roomates...Fucking Fuck!
on 03-19-2006 02:13 AM
I played beer pong last night [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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created Re: Fucking roomates...Fucking Fuck!
on 03-19-2006 03:05 AM
If he is out for the count and you dont want the puke to hang around untill he clears it up then collect it in plastic bags, freeze untill you are away for the weekenc then empty it all over the place before you go and soak in with a liberall splashing of cider, works a treat.
tim
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created Re: Fucking roomates...Fucking Fuck!
on 03-19-2006 03:08 AM
Be lucky the guy puked instead of dying. Or maybe, HE should be lucky
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created Re: Fucking roomates...Fucking Fuck!
on 03-19-2006 03:48 AM
Death is much easier to clean up than vomit. In fact, someone will come do it for you. Vomit is always your own problem.
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created Re: Fucking roomates...Fucking Fuck!
on 03-19-2006 03:59 AM
Beer Pong you say... So you play Pong and whoever loses scolls a beer? Something a bit different I guess.
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created Re: Fucking roomates...Fucking Fuck!
on 03-19-2006 06:39 AM
Lighten up a little will ya?
If he cleans it all up, and this isn't happening twice a month (or even more often [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] ) then it shouldn't really be a problem.
After all you are young only once and getting drunk now an then is part of it [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
And I am sure he didn't mean to puke, but sometimes you can't really help it.
Edit: you know what pisses me off?
That guy in my house (student home) that turned on his crappy music to full volume already twice this week at 7am [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
And now get this... he also sings with it as loud as he can [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
And I am not exagetrating it, FULL VOLUME! First time it happend, I wasn't sure if I was dreaming or not, as it was so unreal.
Next time that happens I am sooo going to kick his ass, and I am dead serious about it!
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created Re: Fucking roomates...Fucking Fuck!
on 03-19-2006 08:35 AM
can't stand drunks. my gf deals with many of them at work, and often has stories to tell.
i'm lucky to have no inconsiderate roommates or neighbors atm.
the people below sometimes turn up their music. but it's the middle of the day, and good music.
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created Re: Fucking roomates...Fucking Fuck!
on 03-19-2006 09:07 AM
I live by myself but I feel your pain.
However the last share I had was OK. Just lighten up and chill out, that's my advice. The more of a fuss you kick up the worse the situation gets... although don't stop communicating.
Everyone has their rational side.
I used to argue to the ends of the earth about cleaning or whatever. figured out that I'm very cabable of living in other peoples shit when I have a sparkly room of my own to hybernate in.
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created Re: Fucking roomates...Fucking Fuck!
on 03-19-2006 09:30 AM
I on my own in a 4 bed house and I will puke anywhere I want.I use the toilet mainly though.
I can also drink five pints of beer without needing a piss.
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created Re: Fucking roomates...Fucking Fuck!
on 03-19-2006 10:33 AM
is that american piss beer, or actual english ale ?
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created Re: Fucking roomates...Fucking Fuck!
on 03-19-2006 12:11 PM
So ermmm whats beer pong?
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created Re: Fucking roomates...Fucking Fuck!
on 03-19-2006 12:17 PM
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created Re: Fucking roomates...Fucking Fuck!
on 03-19-2006 12:20 PM
Okay, I woke up this morning, and he cleaned up the floor, walls, bathtub, mirror, sink and toilet in the bathroom. He's also cleaned up the kitchen sorta. So I'm not as enraged. Sorry, but I'm not about to calm down about the subject. I told him the first day we moved in, I'm totally cool with him drinking and what not, and if he had some good liquor, I'd join. But I said it was cool just as long as he doesn't vomit all over the place. Plus, my other roomate and I just cleaned the house the other week, and it was looking and smelling great. Now it looks like a wreck, and smells like vomit and beer.
I was pissed, because he puked all over my bathroom. Not his own bathroom (there are two in the condo), but mine. I feel like I need to get some bleach or something and wipe everything down. The floor still has the grainy texture to it.
I do have 2 other roomates, the one gets drunk too, but he has the courtesy of puking outside. The other doesn't drink at all.
and trust me getting drunk, isn't the only thing he does, he also:
Plays his music loudly (usually reggae)
Eats everything in sight (which is why I keep all no-perishable foods in my room)
Leaves everything on (which is why this month we were charged overages on out electricity)
Though I guess I probably should take it easy or something, because this is my last week living here, because I'm transfering away from this dissappointment of a school. But I wanted my last week here to be somewhat enjoyable, not cleaning up the house.
I told him this morning that what he did last night was bullshit. He told me shit happens...if that's his mentality, then fine. I'll just have to show the RA, pictures of the Keg in the downstairs shower, and all the beer he had out. Shit does happen, but certain people do not put up with other people's shit. Now I'm going to get his tubby ass evicted. Because having alcohol is an offense here, because these condos are dry.
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created Re: Fucking roomates...Fucking Fuck!
on 03-19-2006 01:25 PM
thats a matter of respect for everyone, sure they can get some fun , but disrespecting you and your space ( that althou you share it with them is also yours )...
i doubt that you can afford it now, but if they would do it to me i would say "ta ! suckers !" and move away...disrespect is something that pisses me off...
good luck with it [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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created Re: Fucking roomates...Fucking Fuck!
on 03-19-2006 01:30 PM
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Plays his music loudly (usually reggae)
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Is the issue the loudly or the fact thats its raggae? Raggae isn't exactly the worst kind of music you can play loudly is it? I mean it isn't like its goth shit that you cannot understand.
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created Re: Fucking roomates...Fucking Fuck!
on 03-19-2006 02:14 PM
2nd hand reggae kills thousands each year.
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created Re: Fucking roomates...Fucking Fuck!
on 03-19-2006 02:28 PM
I know how you feel, neo_god, though I can't say my roommates have ever done anything so bad as puke all over the place. Mine mostly just keep all the common areas in a perpetual disgusting mess. I clean the kitchen... it's awful again by the next afternoon. Though I've complained and 2 out of the 4 of them actually have consciences and so they've picked up a bit of slack. I still end up cleaning up their styrofoam meat plates and week old food. If I get salmonella, I'm hiding the toilet paper and putting out 50 grit sandpaper.
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created Re: Fucking roomates...Fucking Fuck!
on 03-19-2006 03:16 PM
[ QUOTE ]
While having a remarkably simple premise, the game has a great depth of skill and strategy with different kinds of shots, cooperative planning, and a large element of confrontational psychology. These elements combined with the debilitating effects of alcohol creates a complex alluring game, or as some say, a sport.
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hahaha...add beer to any activity, and someone will call it a sport.
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created Re: Fucking roomates...Fucking Fuck!
on 03-19-2006 03:26 PM
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Though I guess I probably should take it easy or something, because this is my last week living here, because I'm transfering away from this dissappointment of a school. But I wanted my last week here to be somewhat enjoyable, not cleaning up the house.
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Ok so the anger has build up, I can understand that. But given the fact above, you really should leave any action to your other room mates, as they have to keep up with him while you don't have to.
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created Re: Fucking roomates...Fucking Fuck!
on 03-19-2006 08:17 PM
I'm finaly living on my own. At one point i lived with (heavy) drug dealers/users. I wont even go into it. All i can say is that you need to eventually get away from that shit BUT! but!.. you should always remember what you've learned from it. It will make you a better person. Putting up with roomates is like putting up with anything else in the world and this includes jobs at game companies. Going to school isn't just about trying to do a portfolio, it shows you can put up with a lot of shit, math classes, extranious shit.. grunt work. Well with roomates its like that but for life and it will reflect at your work place as well.
Ruin it in post.
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created Re: Fucking roomates...Fucking Fuck!
on 03-20-2006 12:40 AM
On the flipside, I'd say put up with that and you'll wind up putting up with shit all your life. If you're out of there in a week, I'd suggest cooking yourself up a little revenge. Leave the bastards something to remember you by. Fish in the air conditioning is a traditional thing to leave behind for bad flatmates to find weeks later. Who are you to break with tradition, eh [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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created Re: Fucking roomates...Fucking Fuck!
on 03-20-2006 01:14 AM
It's because of Roomates in the past that I live alone, and will remain so. I'll gladly have guests over, for temporary situations, but no more roomates, especially any hedonists, of any stripe.
Scott
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