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A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a cold one. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes and orders another. He gulps down that one, looks in his pocket again, cringes and orders yet another one. This goes on for at least an hour and a half.

Finally the barman, bursting with curiosity, says,
"I know it's none of my business mate, but I have to ask. Why the 'drink, look in pocket, cringe and order another one' routine?"

"Well," slurred the man, "There's a picture of my wife in my pocket. When she starts to look good, then it's time for me to go home."





A skeleton walks into a bar and says....

I'll have a pint of beer and a mop, please.


tim

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