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slipsius
05-31-2010, 09:17 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1278583/Young-people-drinking-neat-vodka-EYE-quick-buzz.html

Seriously.... natural selection at its finest....


Ill stick to beer pong and beer olympics.

anyone got any funny stories on the topic of stupid drinking rituals.

Moosey_G
05-31-2010, 09:21 PM
Just... no. People are just getting dumber.

Yozora
05-31-2010, 09:25 PM
hmm I wasn't aware of this at all, +1 to my list of things that stupid people do

ZacD
05-31-2010, 09:43 PM
I'm disappointed there isn't any pictures of people doing double eye shots. Still its incredibly stupid and silly.

I haven't really played beer pong in a long while, I use to play at least twice a month last year.

ikken
05-31-2010, 10:05 PM
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080218131857AAIaT9z - more direct approach to natural selection, but those British dudes come alarmingly close.

The Flying Monk
05-31-2010, 10:18 PM
This just sounds like a good way to go blind. I'd prefer to just get blind drunk.
And didn't one of the guys from Jackass get a shot of Vodka injected directly in the vein?

LoTekK
06-01-2010, 12:14 AM
Wow. And I thought snorting tequila was bad. Just... Wow.

edit:
You find the oddest things on Yahoo Answers...
Help. I put Great stuff foam in my g/f vagina and it wont come out? (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ag0tpgdH3wN0c2YGBJfbzWvZxQt.;_ylv=3?qid =20071227145039AAlyTXJ)
HELP PLease I put Great stuff foam in my g/f vagina. we wanted to see how deep and long so we molded it and now its stuff. we put lubricant in there and its not help. Seriously what can we do

(Great Stuff being expanding foam sealant)

*FACEPALM*

Emperors Teeth
06-01-2010, 12:54 AM
Wow. Just wow. A friend once ACCIDENTALLY got Red Aftershock in his eye... providing my first opportunity to see a large, grown man cry. Why would you do this by choice!?!?!

indian_boy
06-01-2010, 01:45 AM
When I see / hear this type of stuff, I start to wonder:

Is _this_ the generation that's gonna be taking care of the world next?
Fuck...

ikken
06-01-2010, 02:48 AM
stupidity has always been there, regardless of generation.
it's just the age of science giving it more opportunity, lol.

Malus
06-01-2010, 06:33 AM
Ikken:
I don't know mate... Eyes, Vodka, foam filler and vaginas have all been around for a while....Sounds to me like peoples just gotted dumberer.

Sectaurs
06-01-2010, 06:38 AM
Wow. Just wow. A friend once ACCIDENTALLY got Red Aftershock in his eye... providing my first opportunity to see a large, grown man cry. Why would you do this by choice!?!?!


gets the alcohol into your blood quicker, and is easier than using your colon!

rolfness
06-01-2010, 06:40 AM
stupidity has been around for centuries..

like this as an example.. stupidity turned into a "tradition"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/10199238.stm

chasing some cheese down a steep hill..

Wahlgren
06-01-2010, 06:41 AM
The british strike again Rolf. :o

Del
06-01-2010, 06:45 AM
~ People have been doing this for decades. The alcohol gets into the bloodstream quicker apparently.

Anyone who does it deserved to be blind.

Andreas
06-01-2010, 07:36 AM
This particular form of stupidity is as old as the sun, scary to see it trending like this though.

Don't know if I'd make a blanket statement like anyone who does this deserved to be blind though... we all know what peer pressure can be like.

slipsius
06-01-2010, 07:50 AM
peer pressure doing it once or twice. ok. I can see that. but if you do it over and over as a party trick, you deserve to go blind. people use alcohol to stop bleeding sometimes. why would anyone think its a good idea to put it in your eye?

Mark Dygert
06-01-2010, 07:55 AM
... we all know what peer pressure can be like.Yea... I don't know about that. No amount of peer pressure will get me to do that, no matter how drunk I am. More than likely someone's getting a shot in their eye and its whoever is doing the pressuring. I dunno maybe if I was younger it would have more of an effect, but I don't know...

I've noticed that as people get older peer pressure stops being a ravenous pit bull threatening to tear your throat out if you don't do exactly what it says. Instead it turns more into a insect size Pomeranian, yip yip... yip, which is really easy to step on.

On a side note, I was at a party once and saw a guy try to breath fire using whiskey as the propellant, this was after he tried beer. He succeeded in lighting himself on fire later, when he was having a smoke. I guess spewing booze all over your smoking hand is a bad idea after all.

I hear that nothing gets the ladies going faster than the smell of burning hair and stupidity.

Andreas
06-01-2010, 08:10 AM
Yeah but at college age its still pretty prevalent...and also just because you wouldn't do it doesn't mean thousands out there wouldn't either... I wouldn't do it either, but this report seems to suggest hundreds if not more are doing it.

Peer pressure never meant anything to me, thankfully I am a complete geek so I never had people pressuring me into smoking etc. at school... me and my friends just talked about games and stuff all day lol, such a blessing really. I mean we still drank, just through out mouths :P

Mazvix
06-01-2010, 08:52 AM
I am with Vig on this one. Peer pressure never did anything to me, I always had more influence on others than vice versa. People who give into peer pressure ESPECIALLY on something this stupid = you got TERRIBLE self-esteem. Seriously go get a hug from your parents.

Disco Stu
06-01-2010, 09:00 AM
lol idiots.

indian_boy
06-01-2010, 09:13 AM
Yea I agree with Vig too.
I'm currently in those "college/university" years, just came out of the "high-school" years, and I'm pretty immune to peer pressure. I know when to draw the line when my friends suggest I try something.

Either way, as long as stupid people keep doing stupid things, they'll be out of the gene pool soon enough... hopefully.

ENODMI
06-01-2010, 01:58 PM
Ha, wow, it even looks extremely stupid:) Im just assuming a lot of people get eye ifections. Gross.

This is a little off topic, but not really. Anyways, i was at the bar not to long ago and a bunch of people were playing beer pong, a million billion people actually, sharing the same cups between everyone and many rounds...wtf. They wanted me to play, all like, dude, drnt be a pussy and shit and what not, have fun @#$, derp derp derp. Holy fuck, gross. I wouldn't ever share a cup with my best friend, especially not 50 strangers. Fuck peer pressure and social bs.

ha, I sound mad:)

slipsius
06-01-2010, 02:01 PM
enh, beer pong isnt too bad. definitely not the cleanest of things to do, but, its fun, and i have a pretty great immune system, so that stuff never has bothered me.

a friend of mine refuses to do that, so he plays with water in his cups, then just takes a drink from his own cup every time. makes sense, but takes away from some of the fun rules we play with.

Purplepaint
06-01-2010, 02:02 PM
And so continues the human de-volution

James Edwards
06-01-2010, 02:08 PM
Hell yeah. Not Sure for prez!

McGreed
06-01-2010, 02:28 PM
Damn, and here I thought we could improve the human race by removing the warning labels from everything, but this is just makes me think there is deeper forces who wants the human race eradicate itself.

ZacD
06-01-2010, 09:34 PM
enh, beer pong isnt too bad. definitely not the cleanest of things to do, but, its fun, and i have a pretty great immune system, so that stuff never has bothered me.

a friend of mine refuses to do that, so he plays with water in his cups, then just takes a drink from his own cup every time. makes sense, but takes away from some of the fun rules we play with.

Yeah the water option works well, even more so when you don't have any clean cups.

KhAoZ
06-02-2010, 12:20 AM
LOL Cojax told me about this, this is hilarious!!

TheWinterLord
06-02-2010, 12:50 AM
. people use alcohol to stop bleeding sometimes.

My new reason to go to the pub...

pior
06-02-2010, 12:56 AM
. people use alcohol to stop bleeding sometimes.


hopefully she only poured it in her eye!

Autocon
06-02-2010, 01:03 AM
whats funny is that you absorb more alcohol from normal consumption then through your eye

ikken
06-02-2010, 01:12 AM
there're some other ways (http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-13.html) to get better booze consumption too.

MightyPea
06-02-2010, 04:11 AM
Human de-volution, guys, really?

I think I prefer people who do this over people who take the Daily Mail seriously.

Jackablade
06-02-2010, 05:02 AM
gets the alcohol into your blood quicker, and is easier than using your colon!Now there's a new fad I'd like to see.

teaandcigarettes
06-02-2010, 06:07 AM
there're some other ways (http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-13.html) to get better booze consumption too.

When I was living in Poland, I remember hearing horror stories of mariners who were pouring vodka up their asses. Apparently, it's quite popular among the polish sailors. On the sea alcohol can be scarce; pouring it directly into your rectum can get you drunk even with minimal amounts of alcohol. Cheap and efficient.


Then again, I heard that some of them went even further.... the sole idea of pouring rectified spirit into my rectum makes me cringe.

Skamberin
06-02-2010, 06:22 AM
Man I can't wait to see what the future br-
http://angiesophy.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/6a00d8341c556453ef00e54f1ad8238833-640wi.jpg
Damnit.

PhattyEwok
06-02-2010, 11:34 AM
hahah saw this on colbert report last night what idiots it doesn't even work

indian_boy
06-02-2010, 01:42 PM
the answer to it all?:
http://ca.kotaku.com/5553740/science-figures-out-why-teenagers-are-stupid

Ruz
06-02-2010, 07:48 PM
I did worse things when I was a student. Not a big deal really unless you
do it regularly.People take life too seriously at times

hawken
06-03-2010, 12:43 AM
Hell yeah. Not Sure for prez!

Today I step into the shoes of a great man, a man by the name of Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.