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dolemite
04-07-2010, 02:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9_vpjYiROU


I did not support the censorship of art until I found this trailer.

aesir
04-07-2010, 02:44 PM
hahaha, i saw that yesterday morning. Put a sour taste in my mouth for a few hours ahahahahah

if you wanna know the entire plot and ending, read here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Human_Centipede_%28First_Sequence%29

keizza
04-07-2010, 02:52 PM
flick is coming out soon....

been looking forward to seeing this for MONTHS

Joao Sapiro
04-07-2010, 02:52 PM
wat

low odor
04-07-2010, 02:55 PM
here's an idea...don't watch it..self censorship goes a long long way..

glynnsmith
04-07-2010, 02:56 PM
Hilarious. Let's hope it comes out in 3D!!!!!!!!!

Progg
04-07-2010, 02:57 PM
Can't wait to see mouth to anus in full 3D given the current trend/fad of stereoscopic.

**edit .DAMNIT GLYNN you beat me by like 10 seconds.

Ninjas
04-07-2010, 02:58 PM
here's an idea...don't watch it..self censorship goes a long long way..

Here's an idea... get a sense of humor.

Ravenslayer
04-07-2010, 02:59 PM
lol :D i dont think the last one on the chain will be getting a lot of nutrients XD

dolemite
04-07-2010, 03:00 PM
Here's an idea... get a sense of humor.





Yeh, i was joking.... But at the same time... DAYAMN......

low odor
04-07-2010, 03:01 PM
Here's an idea... get a sense of humor.

take your own advice doofus

ebagg
04-07-2010, 03:02 PM
What does this have to do with censorship? Like Low Odor said, if you don't like it, don't watch it. If you end up watching it and hating it, well, you get to have your opinion but you being offended doesn't mean it shouldn't be shown!

On the topic of the movie itself, I read the wiki. I'm not a horror movie fan, and especially not a fan of extremely grotesque mutilation scenarios, so I'm going to censor myself from seeing this clip.

EDIT; noticed the censorship was a joking manner. Har har.

low odor
04-07-2010, 03:03 PM
hold on ebagg..he was joking.....the dancing hamburger should have eluded to it...damn my lack
of internet social skills

Ghostscape
04-07-2010, 03:27 PM
this isn't something I want to watch at work (or ever) right?

glynnsmith
04-07-2010, 03:29 PM
this isn't something I want to watch at work (or ever) right?
That depends if you and your bosses like poorly excecuted trailers of ass-to-mouth horror films.

Progg
04-07-2010, 03:30 PM
ass-to-mouth horror films.

literally.

Frump
04-07-2010, 03:31 PM
Haha, that's so ridiculous.

"When Katsuro has to defecate, Lindsay is forced to swallow his excrement and the doctor watches with great delight."

"Katsuro stabs him with a scalpel and the "centipede" attempts to escape as Heiter crawls after it."

Ghostscape
04-07-2010, 04:01 PM
That depends if you and your bosses like poorly excecuted trailers of ass-to-mouth horror films.

wanna make this licensed game

glynnsmith
04-07-2010, 04:05 PM
wanna make this licensed game
Human Katamari Damacy?

-diesel-
04-07-2010, 04:08 PM
What a crap movie.

& the writer is a moron and deserves to die.

ZacD
04-07-2010, 05:04 PM
The squeal is suppose to have a more sick 12 person chain...

fly_soup
04-07-2010, 05:49 PM
What, you guys never watch CSI and porn at the same time?

MattQ86
04-07-2010, 05:57 PM
Human Katamari Damacy?

I knew Noby Noby Boy was going to lead to dark things...

In all seriousness this looks fucking dumb.

davidarcila
04-07-2010, 06:01 PM
lol :D i dont think the last one on the chain will be getting a lot of nutrients XD

You mean the first one

MattQ86
04-07-2010, 06:06 PM
No, the first one would be getting all the nutrients because he's the one with a non-anus sewn together mouth so he-

You know what, why am I even rationalizing thins. This seems like something South Park would do to be shocking while also pointing out how dumb movies like Hostel are except it's serious.

snemmy
04-07-2010, 06:26 PM
Saw the trailer for this last year and I think I read that this was made as his own personal fetish film.

ZacD
04-07-2010, 07:14 PM
Saw the trailer for this last year and I think I read that this was made as his own personal fetish film.

Bet he has 2 girls 1 cup saved on his desktop.

dolemite
04-07-2010, 07:59 PM
No, the first one would be getting all the nutrients because he's the one with a non-anus sewn together mouth so he-




I think the mythbusters need to do an episode on this. Obviously there's some dispute as to how it would work.

HonkyPunch
04-07-2010, 09:49 PM
By stitching eric adam and jamie ass to mouth and poking them with a cattle prod?

dolemite
04-07-2010, 10:17 PM
yeh, and they can attach buster at the end, and hook up sensors to see how much nutrients he's getting.


Just an idea.

00Zero
04-07-2010, 10:46 PM
oh man what an ending

Wahlgren
04-08-2010, 01:44 AM
Naaaasty. Not for me. Self-censor activated!

odium
04-08-2010, 04:02 AM
Best thing of the trailer? (Apart from it ending...)

The "Medically Accurate" tag that flashes up... Ugh...

dfacto
04-08-2010, 04:46 AM
Still waiting for the human volcano, where multiple colons are sewn together.

sampson
04-08-2010, 04:55 AM
wait wait so what happens to the head? is it inside the anus or just removed?

odium
04-08-2010, 05:08 AM
Its stiched up at the mouth, open wide, over the arse... Lovely.

t4paN
04-08-2010, 05:49 AM
WTF I didn't even realize what the trailer was until I read the wiki on it. Fuck that's nasty.

DKK
04-08-2010, 06:08 AM
Wow, thanks for that, I think I might lose my lunch, and I was about to jack off too.

Yozora
04-08-2010, 06:18 AM
Sometimes when I see something, the image keeps popping up in my head out of nowhere for months. Usually happens with floating decapitated heads with long dark hair. But now those heads have been replaced with the last segment of this clip...

I prefer decapitated heads.

ngs616
04-08-2010, 06:38 AM
This is some sick shit. I bet theres going to be some sick-ass ass-eaters who go PeeWee Herman in the theater.

Calabi
04-08-2010, 06:41 AM
Just when you'd thought you'd seen all the horrors in the world someone has to come along and make it worse.

hobodactyl
04-08-2010, 06:43 AM
Soooo... shouldn't just about anybody be allowed to make a movie now? Seriously?

Me: "I'd like to make a movie about (anything more interesting than this)."
Producer: "Yeah, sure, here's some dough."

sir-knight
04-08-2010, 07:34 AM
lolwut? I don't see how some of you are grossed out by this... there are FAR worse videos on the interwebz than this... this is tame by comparison.

Disco Stu
04-08-2010, 07:36 AM
Not everyone watches videos where gore is already in the thumbnail.

Taylor Hood
04-08-2010, 07:41 AM
Lovley...
Sir-Knight, we all know you go on websites like f**kingshocking.com ;)
So was there a trailer for that at the cinemas or is this...thing...just released in the US?

pior
04-08-2010, 07:43 AM
Technically I am pretty sure that Middle and Back dont feel the poop taste. Most of our sense of taste actually comes from the nose ... SO, if the mouth-anus stitch is airtight, it shouldnt even feel like eating shit ?

Just sayin.

I like how the trailer shows nothing, and how one has to look it up to get it. Nicely done.

Taylor Hood
04-08-2010, 07:49 AM
It's amusing to think that Pior sat and had a long, indepth think about the way they are positioned and what ever. I think I know what turns Pior on ;)

hijak
04-08-2010, 08:06 AM
Not really shocked, sorta confused as to why one would make this film, although prob was fun to direct. But i think what i saw in the uncensored antichrist was much more shocking. But yeah they should put it in 3D pretty good chance they could just call it "SAW: the human centipede" and people would go see it.

Lamont
04-08-2010, 08:12 AM
Dude... ass to mouth is nothing new... actually it's a whole genre in pr0n. Oh wait. THAT ass to mouth. Ok, let me back away a bit...

sir-knight
04-08-2010, 08:15 AM
Lovley...
Sir-Knight, we all know you go on websites like f**kingshocking.com ;)
So was there a trailer for that at the cinemas or is this...thing...just released in the US?

the interwebz has been around for a while... and I happen to have had a bunch of friends/roommates/asshats on irc send me such links... things I have seen... cannot be unseen :poly122:

Japhir
04-08-2010, 08:17 AM
pior: there's also an interior connection between nose and mouth cavity. So you'd still be fucked. It's true that smell determines the taste of stuff for a big ammount, but you also have a ton of taste receptors in your tongue. Wouldn't seem like a very fun idea to me ;).

davidarcila
04-08-2010, 08:26 AM
hahaha, awesome thread!

Jeremy Lindstrom
04-08-2010, 08:33 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO6q7EiNPaA

00Zero
04-08-2010, 08:45 AM
well if they really wanted to escape they could pull away from each other really hard until their lips rip off their faces

Taylor Hood
04-08-2010, 08:48 AM
well if they really wanted to escape they could pull away from each other really hard until their lips rip off their faces

Yeah, apart from that being extremley sore I don't see why not.
I mean they must like it if they don't try and escape ;P Who wouldn't TRY and escape from that?

eld
04-08-2010, 09:58 AM
Yeah, apart from that being extremley sore I don't see why not.
I mean they must like it if they don't try and escape ;P Who wouldn't TRY and escape from that?

Well, I believe they'd rip off their entire face if they did, you see the stiching going up on the cheeks of the women.

That and doctor mengele watching their every move.

Taylor Hood
04-08-2010, 10:00 AM
Oh yeah, I never paid much attention to the trailer itself and never realised they had stiching all up there cheeks. Better than eating poop. Lol.

MattQ86
04-08-2010, 12:08 PM
http://www.worldsinmotion.biz/2008_10_07_a2m.jpg

ShadowFox
04-08-2010, 02:34 PM
My mind is so warped by this, and sickened although oddly curious to see how the hell its shown :/ i may watch it to either laugh at how bad it is or cry at the aweful sick nature of it.

aesir
04-08-2010, 02:38 PM
i feel bad for the actresses. How desperate do you have to be to accept a role where half the movie involves your face being glued to someone else's ass. Yea, there's a role to remember. Imagine how many times people farted on set.

glynnsmith
04-08-2010, 02:53 PM
http://www.poopinmymouth.com/

JasonLavoie
04-08-2010, 04:50 PM
OM NOM NOM!

konstruct
04-08-2010, 05:09 PM
I completely, and 100% cosign with dolemite.

keizza
04-08-2010, 05:11 PM
just for anyone that is into this movie.....supposedly a sequel is already planned. hence the name: the human centipede FIRST SEQUENCE.

sampson
04-08-2010, 05:19 PM
http://www.poopinmymouth.com/

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

DKK
04-08-2010, 05:20 PM
Is the sequel about the human centipede trying to go about its life, and gain acceptance in society?

Frump
04-08-2010, 05:35 PM
You know, a sewn together ass to mouth human centipede would make a great character to enter into the unofficial Dominance War 4.5 - Dreams and Nightmares comp (http://www.gameartisans.org/forums/showthread.php?t=14141)...
>_>
<_<

JasonLavoie
04-08-2010, 05:37 PM
You know, a sewn together ass to mouth human centipede would make a great character to enter into the unofficial Dominance War 4.5 - Dreams and Nightmares comp (http://www.gameartisans.org/forums/showthread.php?t=14141)...
>_>
<_<

Better yet, would have been a great entry in the sculpting contest going on right now :P hehehe

http://www.worldsinmotion.biz/2008_10_07_a2m.jpg

dolemite
04-09-2010, 05:23 AM
Is the sequel about the human centipede trying to go about its life, and gain acceptance in society?


Oh god I hope so.

eld
04-09-2010, 06:24 AM
And then the longlife question, would you hit it?

Yozora
04-09-2010, 06:46 AM
Is the sequel about the human centipede trying to go about its life, and gain acceptance in society?

Yes, and then the centipede meets another centipede and then... well you know what happens next.

dolemite
04-09-2010, 06:54 AM
i wonder if they could hook the ends together to form an infinite loop. Could be a nice twist for the third movie, since people are going to be kind of tired with just adding more people to the chain by then.

killingpeople
04-09-2010, 07:24 AM
fuck'd up

eld
04-09-2010, 07:46 AM
i wonder if they could hook the ends together to form an infinite loop. Could be a nice twist for the third movie, since people are going to be kind of tired with just adding more people to the chain by then.

I'm guessin they'll start removing legs from the middle parts of the chain, now that would be some colorful stuff.

Skamberin
04-11-2010, 09:21 PM
This thread and the movie
http://i35.tinypic.com/32zm0io.jpg

00Zero
04-11-2010, 09:45 PM
i wonder how the consistency of the poop changes as it passes from one body to another. i mean, if the first person ate a bunch of brocolli, and had a very firm stool, do you think it would pass to the second person as a solid cylinder, then come out of the 2nd person as a ....clam chowder consistency? then finally squirt out of the last person in totally liquid form? intriguing.

DKK
04-11-2010, 09:59 PM
OH GOD! Why do I keep clicking on this thread?

crazyfingers
04-11-2010, 10:00 PM
Movies have been reusing the same old sh*t for a long time, at least this one does it without sequels! Seriously though, I don't mind a campy horror movie here and there.

The plot for this movie may be utterly disgusting and vile, but that's what these movies are all about! I remember watching these kinds of movies when i was a young teen and getting a real kick out of 'em, magically disturbing and they still have a nostalgia factor to 'em, like watching an old disney movie... makes you feel like a kid again :D.

Cyrael
04-11-2010, 10:24 PM
i wonder how the consistency of the poop changes as it passes from one body to another. i mean, if the first person ate a bunch of brocolli, and had a very firm stool, do you think it would pass to the second person as a solid cylinder, then come out of the 2nd person as a ....clam chowder consistency? then finally squirt out of the last person in totally liquid form? intriguing.



I've always heard (but could be rumor) that the reason you get slippery stool is from eating poo, as in some asshole who didnt wash his hands after he went to the bathroom and then decided to make your food while you're at a semi nice restaurant for your birthday trying to celebrate a happy day but the next day its not so happy. - so I figure by the time it hits the 3rd person they're basically drinking it.

crazyfingers
04-11-2010, 10:47 PM
Considering this digestive system is completely closed (that they can't drink liquid from outside sources and the only thing entering these womans' stomachs is sh*t), the stool wouldn't be able to liquify. If anything some liquid would be further absorbed making the stool harder.

Ok, i'm over this now, i'm not coming back to this thread :P

00Zero
04-11-2010, 11:09 PM
hmm...harder. i hadnt thought of it like that before.

vcortis
04-11-2010, 11:53 PM
Did anybody else read the wiki. That's some serious shady shit. The guy more or less tricked everybody into signing on because he knew it was fucked up and a total joke. Most actors/actresses walked out during readings lol.

On top of that he planned a sequel for 12 people sewn together. But the entire idea is just idiotic as everysingle person would die from bloodpoisoning, malnutrition, dehydration, etc. In a few days.

Here is the best part. One of the starring actors watching 2 girls 1 cup and they filmed his reaction. He nearly pukes... the irony.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27D-IFSzaZk&feature=related

d1ver
04-12-2010, 01:50 AM
Oh crap, I thought It doesn't get any worst then the horror movie where a girl had teeth in her vagina%\

bbob
04-12-2010, 02:03 AM
You people are completely, and utterly depraved.

<3 polycount

Lamont
04-12-2010, 02:08 AM
Oh crap, I thought It doesn't get any worst then the horror movie where a girl had teeth in her vagina%You mean Tokyo Gore Police?

eld
04-12-2010, 02:15 AM
I wonder if the mad doctor detached the anus and reattached it further in the throat, so that teeth and tounge (presumably removed) aren't in the way for his glorious plans!

what, lunchtime already?

Yozora
04-12-2010, 03:36 AM
OH GOD! Why do I keep clicking on this thread?

Because you'd like to know more about the inner workings (literally) of a human centipede.

And yes I'd think the anus would be deeper in the throat because if it wasn't, its possible to force that shit out of your nose, especially if that was the only hole available... I'm sure you'd get used to doing it, and that would just be messy.

But then again it may take weeks to get used to, and I don't think all sections of the centipede can survive that long.

MegaMoogle
04-12-2010, 07:32 AM
I finally gave in and watched the trailer, and I must say, as a fan of horror flicks this movie would completely have me first in line to see it opening night...if not for the whole....you know....fetishy gross-ness that is the Human Centipede. But needless to say I'm impressed. Based on comments I figured it would be a raunchy, disgusting trailer that would make me freak out and turn it off within seconds. It looks pretty pro for an indy film, with some pretty decent funding too. Oh, the inner turmoil!