gamecrush?!?

[ScudzAlmighty]

http://xboxlive.ign.com/articles/107/1079073p1.html
Just read this on ign and... I don't know maybe it's just me but what the fuck is wrong with people these days??? I like GirlsGoneWild as much as the next guy but paying money to play gears or cod with girl (and i checked, they ain't all that hot)? seriously???

For $8.25 you get 500 credits, which is enough for one game (400 credits) and a 100 credit tip at the end. An Xbox Live game will last 10 minutes, while a casual Flash game will get you six minutes of face time with your PlayDate. That's literal face time, because you can video chat with your lady while playing a casual Flash game. Again, what goes on in that video chat is up to you and your PlayDate. GameCrush says it modeled its pricing structure after the cost of buying a girl a drink at a bar. In a bar, you're basically buying the opportunity to chat a girl up. GameCrush is hoping players will look at their service the same way.

seriously?!?

[Justin Meisse]

OMG why didn't I think of this!?

[KateC]

Oh heeellll no. I just tried to write a halfway decent response and failed completely. There are no words for how dumb this is!

[Zipfinator]

The sad thing is that they'll actually probably make a lot of money off of this.

[vcool]

We're fucked now.

[MRico]

For $8.25 you get 500 credits, which is enough for one game (400 credits) and a 100 credit tip at the end. An Xbox Live game will last 10 minutes...

You'd have to be a pretty big fucking loser to do this.

10 minutes is nothing when you're gaming. We're going to see a lot of broke-ass dudes after this service starts up, lol.

[ScudzAlmighty]

We're fucked now.

actually, I don't think that'll ever happen now.....

[vcool]

Ha, well on the bright side, they will never contribute anything to the gene pool.

[Firebert]

OMG why didn't I think of this!?

because you were too busy painting your head on your dog's body, and your dog's head on your body

[Justin Meisse]

because you were too busy painting your head on your dog's body, and your dog's head on your body

the cash is gonna start rolling in eventually, just you wait!

[Thegodzero]

So its a pay version of chatroulette... but while you game?

All that's going to happen is guys will pay so they can try to get the chick to get naked. The ballsy ones will just start naked and see where it goes from there as they have to play for 5 min...

[Autocon]

Damn, I could be making bank if only I had boobs.

[rumblesushi]

Hahahahahah. What's more absurd than this idea, is that there's actually some sad nerds out there that are going to pay money to play XBL with a girl.

[KhAoZ]

ROFL this is hilarious! If you look closely at the screenshot, you can see the following chat:



KarmaComa1 (the "Playdate"): Hey there HotShot!

HotShot(Person desperate enough to pay a chick to play a game with him online): Hi! How about playing a game?

KarmaComa1: Sure, casual or Xbox?

HotShot: I'll kick your Butt at Halo! LOL :P

KarmaComa1: Ha! OK YOU'RE ON!!

[Psyk0]

Whenever i want to pay a girl to play with me, i go hangout at the titty bar.

[ScudzAlmighty]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgEtqG3k8LM

[Nitewalkr]

the cash is gonna start rolling in eventually, just you wait!


You know that there are many websites providing porn and girl/guy play thing online for free right?

This will never work. Infact it will bite them back instead.

[crasong]

"KarmaComa1: You sank my battle ship!"

:3

[Flaringo]

wow. i'm not sure whether to laugh or cry... i think i'll go with laughing.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHH! :D

[JasonLavoie]

Woooooooooowwww...

[konstruct]

and now begins the end days.

[Nitewalkr]

I wonder why you dont see this type of crap on PS3, but on Xbox, than again, the original people in Sony are smarter than the people in Microsoft. lol

no offense to MS

[Andreas]

dejawolf's gonna be all over this.

[LoTekK]

Woooooooooowwww...

Yeah, there's one for that, too (http://wowgirlgamers.com/) (potentially nsfw)

lol

[conte]

oh shi...

[Xoliul]

This is just too funny to be upset about. It reminds me of this website i found last year where you could pay for a girl to send you loveletters and act like she's your girlfriend, to convince your family and friends. Anybody remember that, I can't find it anymore?

I do hope these gamecrush girls are good at those games, I think you'd feel totally ripped off if they sucked and barely know the controls (like most hot girls lol).

[Wahlgren]

Tis truly a sad day in land of nerds and geeks.

I've never understood the admiration and worshipping that happens to girls that play games. Someone should tell their customers that regular girls play games too. Just not 24/7 like they do. So go out, find a girl and odds are you'll be able to play with her too (in both senses!). Win-win.

[JohnnyRaptor]

we dudes can make money of this shit too...get a crappy webcam and a cheap wig - BAM! $$$ either that or pimp your GF :)

[HonkyPunch]

It's times like this I wish I had tits.
Get paid to play video games and chat it up with sweaty nerds?
Yes please.

[pior]

cant wait to see the videologs!!!

[Rens]

http://tcritic.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/teabag_girls.jpg

[oXYnary]

OMG why didn't I think of this!?

Seriously. $$$$

[Em.]

I've never understood the admiration and worshipping that happens to girls that play games.

Word.

But yeah, coming up with this idea, talk about polycount revenue stream.

[Calabi]

Half of them will probably leave after a week, from the horrors they will be exposed to.

[OrganizedChaos]

I take it back- this is horrible

[samgriffiths]

whats the big deal about girls playing videogames, It's fucking stupid.

[Wahlgren]

whats the big deal about girls playing videogames, It's fucking stupid.
Yeah girls shouldn't play games! :poly142:

[notman]

Get your wallets ready guys!

http://blog.game-resources.com/uploads/fat_gamer_girl.jpg

[samgriffiths]

Yeah girls shouldn't play games! :poly142:

lol nice :thumbup:

[Adam L. Gray]

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/9224/ragei.jpg

[Sectaurs]

fuck all of you.

i'll be over here playing Two Worlds with big titty girls

[Rens]

It wasnt me..

http://www.clipland.com/StillsInt?file=701002120/C100897.JPG

[Martin Henriksson]

The internet needs to develop the ability to punch people in the face when they try to do stupid shit like pay a girl to play halo for 10 mins. It also needs to happen when trying to do other stupid internet related things like commenting on youtube videos and such.

[mathes]

I can see some hardcore CoD players using this just to get their K/D ratio up.

[oobersli]

I bet 10 bucks the first day of service someone will ask a chick to teabag them for a tip.

[Nitewalkr]

Get your wallets ready guys!

http://blog.game-resources.com/uploads/fat_gamer_girl.jpg

I almost puked. :(

[BlackulaDZ]

oh.my.god.
http://kotaku.com/5499552/would-you-pay-women-to-play-xbox-games-with-you/gallery/

[bbob]

Hahaha, this is actually for real?

[Japhir]

hahahah server overload:
http://prdtest.gamecrush.com/

[skankerzero]

I wonder why you dont see this type of crap on PS3, but on Xbox, than again, the original people in Sony are smarter than the people in Microsoft. lol

no offense to MS

I'm pretty sure Microsoft has nothing to do with this.

Probably also the fact that more people play online with Xbox Live than PSN.

[Cyrael]

Oh heeellll no. I just tried to write a halfway decent response and failed completely. There are no words for how dumb this is!



agreed.

and those girls are fugly.

[conte]

Get your wallets ready guys!

http://blog.game-resources.com/uploads/fat_gamer_girl.jpg

she's actually very hot!

[Shiv]

I like how the rolls look like big lips for pie eating :x

Who ate all the pies! THAT BELLEH!

[MRico]

oh.my.god.
http://kotaku.com/5499552/would-you-pay-women-to-play-xbox-games-with-you/gallery/

Are those some of the girls?!?!

Number 5 aint looking bad...

but what the fuck is number 7?!?! That's a damn dude!!

[Wahlgren]

"Seems like somebody should be paying ME to play with those girls...sheesh..."

Haha

[MRico]

Get your wallets ready guys!

http://blog.game-resources.com/uploads/fat_gamer_girl.jpg

What a butterface!

[DKK]

$ 8.50 is a bit much, one time I met a girl online and I asked to play halo with her, and she told me, She said " Mister, I'ma need about tree fidy" TREE FIDY! Damnit Ewhores I can't afford no TREE FIDY... let alone no AYT FIDY!

[Japhir]

What a butterface!

haha

i only know the english word for it because my brother met some american chicks on holliday once. he was talking to a dutch friend of his (in dutch) that a girl walking by was a PLORK (the dutch word for it, standing for Prachtig Lichaam ontzettende rotkop, (=beautifull body extremely terrible face)) and the amercan chick wanted to know what they where talking about, and was like "oooh a butterface :). everything but her face". genius.

[crazyfool]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4C96ZTJIhU

[GregStrangis]

haven't laughed this hard reading a thread in a long time!! I can only imagine what these girls will be exposed to lol. Ew

[MattQ86]

I can only imagine what these girls will be exposed to lol. Ew

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la3yXI4l3EM

[Zephiris]

They'll be traumatized ~ !
Whatever money they'll earn there, they'll probably end up having to spend it on psychotheraphy afterwards ^^;
Especially considering the fact that normal people would hardly be dumb enough to pay ...