Michael Jackson is DEAD!!!

[Jesse Moody]

http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/25/michael-jackson-dies-death-dead-cardiac-arrest/


Well they came in 3. Ed McMahon, Farrah and now Michael.

He had touched so many kids and lives. It will be a loss.

[Joshua Stubbles]

:'(

[Massbot]

:O

[sampson]

isn't it like not 100% confirmed yet as the hospital has said nothing yet.... but its likely :(

a HEE HEE

[Murdoc]

plus the other 150k dead today....

This sucks, I don't care if he molests kids, he made Thriller and Thriller was tits.

We just cooked up an awesome sequel to Moonwalker yesterday too. White MJ travels back in time to get Black MJ(it's co-op) and they basically go through space and time to save children. Also, MJ can turn into a car.

[CastratedWeasel]

No fuckin way man. That was right out of the blue

[Jesse Moody]

No he's dead. They confirmed it.

[Ferg]

first comment on that page is gold

[Rory_M]

wtf? wow. well at least the children of the world can sleep a little better tonight.

[jocose]

http://thinkersroom.com/blog/images/moonwalk.gif

[TheWinterLord]

aww fuck... his music will live forever! (in the right amount)

[BoBo_the_seal]

The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom

[Jesse Moody]

first comment on that page is gold

Oh man that is crazy... Wow..

"BURN IN HELL PEDOPHILE"

Classic..

[Mark Dygert]

He's the new Elvis.

He kidnapped his cleaning lady, had his surgeon preform the same hack job(s) then fed her deep fried peanut butter and bacon sandwiches. All so he could move to Cambodia with Garry Glitter.

[BuCC]

Shit pommes frittes. That was unexpected.

RIP!

[PixelGoat]

RIP :(

[Lee3dee]

not confirmed dead yet, on CNN and ABCnews

[HonkyPunch]

Oh my god I was right
wtf no
MJ!?

[jocose]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF89npFbn8g

[MattQ86]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO1v8t1FLOI

[Luxury]

Bunch of helicopters here at work circling ucla medical center.

[arshlevon]

BYTHESAYONTHESONAMAFUSA

[HonkyPunch]

Maybe we are being hasty, there isn't really a straight confirmation yet.

[Mark Dygert]

Bunch of helicopters here at work circling ucla medical center.Because they where going to put his body on the roof in hopes that lightening would strike?

[Pedro Amorim]

SEE YA!
DON'T WANNA BE YA!

[notman]

Holy shit, this is huge... there was a part of me hoping he would turn his life around... now it's just sad :(

[HonkyPunch]

Nope, he's dead.
D:

[Pedro Amorim]

dont worry he will come back to us, in the form of a zombie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xs9OQHpwDE

[HonkyPunch]

Michael jackson was always a zombie!
That which is not alive cannot die!

[Jesse Moody]

Twitter is over capacity right now because of this.

[danr]

it's not an internet death thread unless someone uses the phrases "passed away", "sad day" and uses an animated crying smiley to show how upset they are. Sort it out.

[Joshua Stubbles]

Danr's on the bitter train, watch out here he comes! *toot!* *toot!* ;)

NYTimes confirms death, CNN says coma (but says he's dead in a smaller caption).

[MRico]

I'm sad :(

[konstruct]

isnt Kim Jong Il a HUGE fan of Michael Jackson? ...we are SO fukt

[CastratedWeasel]

TO THE BUNKERS!!!

[adam]

CNN says death. LA times. CBS. Etc.

[Joshua Stubbles]

isnt Kim Jong Il a HUGE fan of Michael Jackson? ...we are SO fukt

hahaha

[Thegodzero]

When was the last NEW music he made?

I'm still of the belief that he died in the 80's when he lit himself on fire accidentally before a show. What we have seen for the last 20 odd years is a Jim Henson puppet run by a midget. That's why his skin bleached, when Jim died and the know how to keep him looking normal died with him. Hes not a pedophile, those are the midgets that operate him.

So today is the day that the last midget died that was operating him.

[elvis75k]

he's (it was) not like elvis.. aaaaauuuuuù

[whats_true]

CNN says hes as dead as a door nail.

ninjaed -_O

[HonkyPunch]

Kim Jong is going to steal MJ's corpse, and spend all of N.Korea's money on trying to revive him or clone him, and drive n.korea even further into the hole.

[Amras]

Full on bummer.
Wonder if the people at the 50 world wide concerts that are already sold out from his tour are going to get their money back...

[conte]

oh shi...
rip dood.

[notman]

I think it's sad that MJ made such a joke of his life that it became embarrassing to listen to his music in public, and now even in a tragic death, people don't even have enough respect for him to not make jokes about his death. I'm surprised how his death is affecting me, since as a father, I really despised his obvious pedophilia.

[CastratedWeasel]

I blame it on the Boogie...

[indian_boy]

wow...
thats insane... and so random almost

[SHEPEIRO]

erk

[SyedS]

I was a fan. God this sucks

[soulstice]

This man is a legend, had a really troubled life, although that doesn't excuse him of some of the stuff that he's done. R.I.P MJ!!!

[Joao Sapiro]

http://images.absoluteanime.com/naruto/orochimaru.jpg

R.I.P orochimaru


P.S - joking, its shitty news :(

[Ryan Smith]

He beat it.

[Pedro Amorim]

lolol meh

[conte]

Johny, lmao.

[Luxury]

Can't say that I really care. Was never a fan. I'm more bummed about McMahon.

Although I do highly recommend browsing through the auction catalogs that was supposed to take place 2 months ago. Especially the arcade stuff.
http://www.juliensauctions.com/auctions/2009/michael-jackson/catalog-list.html

[CastratedWeasel]

He got struck by.. a Smooth Criminal!

[MattQ86]

Michael Jackson is dead... (http://michaeljacksonisdead.ytmnd.com/)

[MachineMinded]

Wow... First iD Software gets bought by ZeniMax(or something like that) and now this. What a fucked up year we are having.

edit: Oh yes and there's a really fucked up version of Max Payne coming out as well... :poly142:

[CastratedWeasel]

OMG Matt. Im still laughin now...

[elvis75k]

if you look here.. http://twitterfall.com/
What a mystery is life..

[rolfness]

oh... right.. back to the transformers thread

[Ryan Smith]

if thriller is any indication, we haven't seen the last of him.

[Ryan Smith]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVhPcc9gaEY&feature=related

[OBlastradiusO]

RIP Mike.

[CastratedWeasel]

At least we know hes not the real Stig...

[Marcus Dublin]

I just heard the news and I'm in total shock! I'm not sure about some of the younger guys here but Michael Jackson was the next best thing to God growing up as a kid in the 80's.

He was a living legend who was ahead of his time and I'm going to remember him for his "talent" and just that.

Now I think I'm going to play my Off the wall and Thriller albums now. Sigh...

What a day!

[Frump]

RIP Mike. This is really disappointing news. Somehow, though, I find myself less down than when Steve Irwin died. I guess because I was born in the tail end of the 80's and never really experienced the whole MJ phenomenon. Strange way to die for someone with no publicly reported heart issues.

[Carrot]

I'm in denial. this is nucking futs.

[Steviant]

Consolidated grieving.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3540/3661318582_a4a9f1db13.jpg?v=0

Courtesy of Warren Ellis' Twitter.

[Emil Mujanovic]

I was a huge Michael Jackson fan when I was younger. I remember studying his dance moves and spending hours trying to learn how to moonwalk. When he absolutely lost his mind, that's about the time I moved on.

They all gotta go some time, at least he wasn't found dead in a hotel room closet, naked with a belt fastened around his neck.

[Jesse Moody]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/1/c/f1ce5094ce590501f267bffab49034b4.gif

[Pedro Amorim]

nice

[arshlevon]

http://ismichaeljacksonalive.com/

[CastratedWeasel]

well that clears everything up....

[TheMadArtist]

Wish I could say I was surprised by some of the comments on here..

One of the first things that got me into music when I was a kid was the Moonwalker vhs. As I got older I realized just how amazing his music really was, regardless of what you may think of the man. Dirty Dianna is still one of favorite songs of all time. I have absolutely no problem or shame saying I am a fan of his music.

I still think that a life where you can't do anything, go anywhere, say anything without it being watched, probed, and analyzed by the media led him into a sort of psychosis where he never matured and knew what was and wasn't socially acceptable. There's no way you can grow up to be a well adjusted adult with that kind of life, one you can't get away from. Not an excuse if the stories were in fact true, but it is something to keep in mind.

It really sucks, because I was hoping that the London concerts would go well for him and he'd be able to close out his music career on his own terms.

[dfacto]

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/2204/michaeljackson3a1.jpg

[Schultzie]

Wow, this is the weirdest birthday ever.

[Ben Apuna]

What a shock! I'll remember Michael Jackson for his music and dance moves. The 80s wouldn't have been the same without him. RIP

[carlo_c]

Yeah, shocking news. His music will never die.

[Stubbs]

Jack-o is on his back-o.

[CastratedWeasel]

Smokin' crack-o.

[pliang]

Well he did looked half dead already, what's the mystery?

[oobersli]

eh, he had good music 20 years ago. Thats it. He's not a god. Anyone that cries about his death needs a kick to the nuts. Poor macaulay culkin has lost a friend. :)

[perna]

Michael Jackson dead at only 50. That's awful and totally unexpected. He was just about to perform live again in the UK.

[Holi]

this is exactly why I will miss him:
http://io9.com/5302714/michael-jacksons-science-fictional-life

[oXYnary]

Whose going to take care of Blanket?

[alexk]

I have no doubt that he will continue to touch future generations of children. With his music! :D

[ae.]

RIP thriller was awesome!

[mikezoo]

MJ will never die. His spirit will come back, existing on the radio air waves, creating new billboard hits.
All for the Jackson glory!

[00Zero]

whos michael jackson?

maybe hes before my time...

[Irreal]

He's been dead the past 20 years. Just like Metallica.

[t4paN]

Man, the guy had his (very very serious) transgressions but his music was damn good when I was a little kid and it's not that bad today either, if you hear it once in a while. RIP.


Also, lots of bad karma in this thread. Don't speak bad of the dead stupid, they might come back as zombiez and get you. Or ghouls anyway.

[yoyomon]

AHhhh!!! I'm going coo-coo for coco puphs!!

[00Zero]

fap fap fap

lol wrong thread. here i come farrah fawcett

[Jesse Moody]

This just in.

Due to Michael Jacksons body being 90% plastic he will be melted down and turned into Legos.

This way kids will be able to play with him forever.

[rolfness]

bwahahahahaah !!

[MALicivs]

This just in.

Due to Michael Jacksons body being 90% plastic he will be melted down and turned into Legos.

This way kids will be able to play with him forever.

AHAH.. oh.. humm... I feel evil...

from another point of view, think about his relatives. they are all gonna become even more rich now since now that he's dead he's probably gonna release a new album every year, tupac style.

[peppi]

Rest in peace.

[TheMadArtist]

Also, lots of bad karma in this thread. .

Yeah, and to be honest, a lot of it is pretty pathetic.

[rollin]

uha... :(

[killingpeople]

there was a lot of Michael Jackson being played at the bar tonight.. "I'm looking at the maaan in the mirror" sucks you died mj, you were pretty cool.

[Snipergen]

Yea this sucks, my brother woke me up for it. RIP, and I'm gonna play MJ moonwalker today on my genesis in honour.

[EmAr]

I like his music, the Moonwalker video was a huge thing for me as a child. RIP

[Ruz]

not a fan myself, but shocking nontheless.

[King of Daveness]

Oh, the gags are coming thick and fast now. Apparently Farrah Fawcetts dying wish was "let all the children of the world be safe".

That mans music cannot be denied. Listening to The Prodigy mix of thriller right now.

[osman]

Lots of funny people in this thread..:shifty:

[leilei]

R.I.P.

Yea this sucks, my brother woke me up for it. RIP, and I'm gonna play MJ moonwalker today on my genesis in honour.


Make sure you play the Moonwalker arcade game (up 3 jackson players) and Sonic 3 too

[Fuse]

oh dear .. what a legend ...

[Asmuel]

He went from cute black kid to white transsexual zombie before our eyes. What a sad life and death.




EDIT: Woops, this comment was ment for the Bromell thread.

[DrillerKiller]

:(

[almighty_gir]

is my first edition Thriller casette gonna be worth a lot now? =x

[7point83hertz]

I'm sure the Iranian president had him assassinated to divert attention from the uprising :P

[Irritant]

I loved the music, but I'm sorry I cannot shed a tear for this guy's passing. To me, he died 15 years ago. Not sure who this child obliterating zombie was who died yesterday.

[Mark Dygert]

It's been a hoax, he's alive and rehearsing in Bollywood.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7FD2Yp1K-4

[SHEPEIRO]

that so full of awsome sauce vig

[Joshua Stubbles]

lol OMG

[sebas]

Some people never die, Michael Jackson will always live.

[HntrLuc]

oh no, is mj the new elvis?

[JacqueChoi]

He never died from a Heart Attack, it was food poisoning from a 10 year old weiner.


Apparently staying alive wasn't as easy as 1..2...3

[conte]

lol vig bwahahahaha

[Vitor]

Not a fan at all but I reckon it was a icon that I remeber from since my childwood. RIP

[MALicivs]

It has been over 24h... can we start with the jokes now?

[Wicked-J]

I would say jokes were a go the second the news came out... Either way he's dead. Don't get me wrong, love the music he produced but I'm not going to ravel in his passing. Adieu!

[CastratedWeasel]

I was jokin before it was even confirmed.

For example; Doctors are trying to work out whether it was the sunshine, the moonlight or the good times that caused the heart attack. I personally blame it on the boogie.

[Reverenddevil]

Farrah Fawcett went to heaven and was granted just one wish,
she said I want all the children of the world to be safe.
So God thought about it and killed Michael Jackson.

[Dr Stench]

MJ RIP

Good night, sweet prince!

I've always loved the Beatles...

http://static.open.salon.com/files/mick-jagger1244593651.jpg

[CastratedWeasel]

Yeh, that Bono was a legend. RIP

[firestarter]

Did he drop any leet loot?

[dejawolf]

Did he drop any leet loot?

check out the julianes auction link earlier on this page.
tons of epic loot.

[AstroZombie]

check out the julianes auction link earlier on this page.
tons of epic loot.

Dude, WTF is wrong with you?!?!! The man is DEAD and you are cracking jokes?!?! Disgusting.

(glass houses, stones, yadda-yadda)

[MALicivs]

look what I found in the internetz

http://files.kruzen.com/072003/michaeljackson.jpg

[rooster]

you didnt look very far

[Slainean]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/1/c/f1ce5094ce590501f267bffab49034b4.gif

I had a VHS of early MTV videos that I used to watch over and over as a kid, and this was the shit.

RIP 1958-1984

[MALicivs]

RIP 1958-1984

yes thats more like it.

[Dr Stench]

I do not agree. Even Invincible had some perfect tracks. He just changed the kind of music, but remained brilliant. And Bad from 1987 was at least as good as thriller. Perhaps even better.

[arrangemonk]

this guy sucked anyway