Damn.. What am I doing wrong?

[oXYnary]

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Talk about creativity. Professional artists and poets hook up with two or three times as many sex partners as other people, new research indicates.

A study of 425 British men and women found the creative types averaged between four and ten partners, while the less creative folks had typically had three.

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http://www.livescience.com/humanbiology/051129_creative_sex.html

[Valandar]

For most artists, that appears to be "in a year for an individual".

For CG artists, it's "in a lifetime per hundred individuals"...

[Spoon_of_death]

wtf 3 sex partners in your entire life??
I dont think me or any friends I know have less than 3 each and im just 20 /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[motives]

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wtf 3 sex partners in your entire life??
I dont think me or any friends I know have less than 3 each and im just 20 /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

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its probably 3 a year or something like that. not your entire lifetime.

[Prs-Phil]

yes this is true, I am a shizo sexmonster to

[KDR_11k]

I guess I'm the absolute opposite of creative then because I have yet to get a single girlfriend.

[Gmanx]

I've been with the same woman for 22 years. We've actually therefore spent more of our lives together than apart. Go figure.

[Ryno]

It's because writers, artists, and other creative types are pretty much unemployed at many times. And since you've got nothing else to do with your day...

Just think about it, especially you married/attached folks. When do you have the most sex? On a busy workweek? Or on that vacation in the Bahamas, when you have nothing else pressing? Little responsiblity = lot of sex.

[Lore]

No I can agree with this survey, think about it. What do you call sex? Is oral sex, sex?

In general I have noticed if a guy gets to first base you can say you had sex. Or at least you brag with the guys that you banged her when in truth you didn't. For women however I notice its kinda the opposite. If the sex wasn't good or she screwed around with the wrong person (brother of her boyfriend or friend of her boyfriend) then it doesn't count unless they hook up later. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

It’s quite easy to have that many sex partners compared to everyone else. How many do you dream about every night? Me, personally, would love to bang Christina Aguilera or Jessica Simpson. Oh wait, they’re not pornstars. My bad.

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[Sage]

Hmm maybe the survey only counts for rock stars and assholes... women love them assholes. In fact it doesn't matter if you are rich or filled with talent as long as you are a big asshole, then you see women lining up for them... I noticed that if the guy is enough of an asshole it over comes the fact that he may be really, really ugly or a big freaking loser. I really don't get it the survey thing, but then the only time I was getting any was with my ex for a little over seven years. I guess I was not a big enough asshole for her to keep her happy. The sad part was that when I was an asshole, it was the best sex ever. Geesh. rant over

oXYnary maybe your problem is that you are too nice or want a real relationship with the person you want to be intimate with. Standards can be another cause for not getting any as often as the survey says as well. Then there is the typical stuff that get in the way like if you don't drink or go and try to get laid then of course it won't happen often either. My problem is the standards thing and the wanting a relationship with the person I'm going to be intimate with. I'm not sure what happen to me and why I want those things like love and intimacy but thats just the way I am. I also prefer quality over quantity, figures. I just think it's a matter of personality but whatever. I have a buddy at work that sometimes gets drunks at frat parties wakes up god knows where with some chick nasty or nice, it doesn't matter cause he doesn't really remember how he ended up having sex with her... All I say to him is try to remember to wear the condom and if you can't remeber having sex it doesn't really count now does it... /images/graemlins/wink.gif

Alex

[EmAr]

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I guess I'm the absolute opposite of creative then because I have yet to get a single girlfriend.

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me too /images/graemlins/smirk.gif
EDIT: Sage, that **shole part is what I've been thinking lately also. I have 2 pretty similar stories including me, **sholes and girls. I am afraid I think you're right.

[MoP]

What does that mean if I have a creative girlfriend, then?

[Valandar]

MoP: It means you do it like bunnies.

And I dunno about being an artist, but when I was active duty in the USMC, I could walk out in town and find a girl within ten minutes...

[Hollowmind]

I doubt it means within a year. I'm pretty sure they are talking about in a lifetime. I've never had more than 2 different girls in a single year but I'm well within the 4-10 average. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif But then again I got married when I was 20 and became single again just 2 years ago.

[Thegodzero]

Valandar, your rite. /images/graemlins/smile.gif Both me and my girlfriend are artists. Sex is like jello, there is always room for jello. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Slum]

Sorry dude, but no matter the context, "our sex is like jello" will never ever sound like a good thing.

[Illusions]

..."Jiggle and a Wigglin' free, in a Wiggle and Jigglin' spree."

-latest Jello earworm...

[KeyserSoze]

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What does that mean if I have a creative girlfriend, then?

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WEAR A CONDOM.

[Lore]

TGZ: Correct me if I'm wrong, you two where not fat. Are you try to say that you like to slap the fat and ride the wave?
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[ebagg]

[ QUOTE ]
Talk about creativity. Professional artists and poets hook up with two or three times as many sex partners as other people, new research indicates.

A study of 425 British men and women found the creative types averaged between four and ten partners, while the less creative folks had typically had three.

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Americans are exempt. Move to othe UK! /images/graemlins/wink.gif