Ahhh... The joy of bestiality... Doh!

[Ryno]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8589349/

[Justin Meisse]

ouch

[pogonip]

You know I live in Seattle and my brother lives just North
in some small red neckish town and I can totally see this kind of thing happening all over the place . The people in Washington are a bunch of f-ing wierdos ... honestly ..

[danr]

how DO you go about persuading a horse to do that to you?

I'm guessing, by the nature of his injuries, that was the ... er ... position

[KDR_11k]

Dunno but you could try one of the many bestiality forums out there. I'm sure they'll be happy to help.

[Josh_Singh]

Thats gross. What a way to go.

[sledgy]

A clear case of "Evolution In Action"

- trying to breed with the wrong critter/gender

[Jeremy Lindstrom]

Although sex with animals is not illegal in Washington state, Urquhart said that investigators were looking into whether the farm, located in Enumclaw, 40 miles southeast of Seattle, allowed sex with smaller animals that resulted in animal cruelty, which is a crime.


wtf!?

[Moz]

Im sure that horse was having a great time.

[swampbug]

I heard that if a grizzly bear has sex with you.. YOU DIE.

[Needles]

urg >.> this again... i read about this ome weeks ago..kinda found it perplexing..and um yeah ouch..anways, seems some well connected? person found a video of this thing?.. on the net somewere and um..and from what i read of the ppl who saw the vid...you wont be same again..not having seem this said clip i cant say much but i hold their word up for it. <.<

[Josh_Singh]

There are some things in life you just dont need to see.

[skrubbles]

damn! I live in seattle too


... where's this farm again?

lol

[Jes]

[ QUOTE ]
There are some things in life you just dont need to see.

[/ QUOTE ]Verily, and this is one of them...

[rooster]

imagine having to tell that story in the afterlife..

[Sectaurs]

at least he died doing what he loved?

[sledgy]

[ QUOTE ]
at least he died doing what he loved?

[/ QUOTE ]
...or those he loved /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[Josh_Singh]

Or getting done by those he loved.

[Moz]

did he love the horse or the cock?

[Jes]

Most likely the latter, although I personally don't want to know...

[joolz8000]

...Come on baby, make it hurt so good!
Sometimes love don't feel like it should,
you make it
hurt so good!

[JO420]

can you imagine being a forensic detective and having to clean up this scene? dead guy on the floor,pants down,horse in the corner giving him that"dont look at me,he was asking for it look"

and writing up his final conclusion, on the coroner report under cause of death, Perforation of the Colon, and the funeral, hoe do you pay yor respects to a guy who died due to too much horse kak.

im sure the funeral was interesting to say the least, i can almost hear people whispering comments like "i knew him since he was a little boy,he always like the petting zoo a little too much"

[Jes]

[ QUOTE ]
dead guy on the floor,pants down,horse in the corner giving him that "dont look at me,he was asking for it" look.


[/ QUOTE ] http://catgirlsparadise.com/forums/images/smiles/icon_roofle.gif

[Ryno]

I wonder if he was listening to some NOFX when the incident in question happened?------> http://punkcovers.free.fr/images/Nofx_-_Heavy_Petting_Zoo-front.jpg

[MightyPea]

There's also this lovely alternate cover to it:
http://store.epitaph.com/_catalog/thmb_390_nofx-heavypettingzoolp.jpg

Man, what a way to go. And that shit's legal over there?
I wonder if that state condones gay marriage. If not, that would be pretty amusing.

[Rhinokey]

oh come on pea, i'm sure they wouldn't let him Marry the horse,

[MightyPea]

Well, considering there are states that don't condone Oral sex, for starters, i think some interesting comparisons could be made, yet.
Ofcourse this is completely unfounded, since i didn't even bother to look up what's legal in that state. I wouldn't want to ruin the joke for myself by supplying hard proof that i'm just talking bollocks, obviously.
Also, i realise you were just joking anyway, so this was pretty useless.

[Sectaurs]

Unless they've changed it recently, oral sex is technically illegal in the great state of Maine.

we're all scofflaws!

[Raven]

Some news is just better left untold. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[Sean McBride]

I'm just absolutely astounded that bestiality is legal in washington state... thats messed up. Considering sodomy is illegal no matter if by consent in some states. Why have laws about what you can and cant do with a willing HUMAN partner and then legalize beastiality?

Ew. :O hehehe

[MightyPea]

Sounds like someone high up on the chain of command liked his partner bleating and whooly.
And i think it's hilarious that things like sodomy and oral sex would be outlawed. I mean, i can't even imagine how they debated about it.

[Jes]

[ QUOTE ]
Sounds like someone high up on the chain of command liked his partner bleating and whooly.

[/ QUOTE ]Or their daughters liked a bit of woof! /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[Weiser_Cain]

Oral sex is sodomy. As for the guy? Hahahahahaha!

[Daz]

No it isn't. Sodomy is the act of shagging in the arse.

[AstroZombie]

sod·om·y
n.
Any of various forms of sexual intercourse held to be unnatural or abnormal, especially anal intercourse or bestiality.

So oral sex *could be considered sodomy.

[Daz]

Ah ok, I stand corrected ( said the man in orthopedic shoes )

you learn sumthin' new every day /images/graemlins/smile.gif

*edit* although i dunno, I wouldn't personally consider oral sex with a consenting partner unnatural, but I guess it comes down to point of view.

[AstroZombie]

Yea, I wouldn't consider it unnatural either. But I do know that anti-sodomy laws is why oral sex is technically illegal in some states.

[MightyPea]

Ah, i was also under the impression that sodomy was synonymous with anal sex.
The biblic story that word is based on was about anal sex in particular though, wasn't it? Well, in it's usual dancing-around-the-actual-issue way of the bible, ofcourse.