there was a fly in my room...

[Mishra]

and it commited suicide by burning itself to death on my light. little guy just kepy landing on it, and we could hear it cooking, and it dropped down and now its dead. serves it right for having wings.

anyway, post funny animal/insect stories here. that wasn't a suggestion.

[MikeF]

During the summer mosquito's like to flock to the heavenly glow of my monitors, meh, just lining up for execution i s'pose

[MoP]

I ate an entire live buffalo last weekend.
Wait, that was a lie.

[MightyPea]

Would it be highjacking if i said that this post is quite useless?
Seriously, funny animal stories?
"liek OMG, i just found out insects are drawn to light! get the preseident on the line!"

MoP's story wins, no effort.

[ElysiumGX]

I made sweet love to a dead horse once.

what? /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[perna]

MoP always lies. He's like the bad guy in a movie who gets all the girls but nobody really thinks he deserves them /images/graemlins/frown.gif I'm bitter with envy.

Wait, flies are attracted to what what what?

[Mishra]

[ QUOTE ]
Would it be highjacking if i said that this post is quite useless?
Seriously, funny animal stories?
"liek OMG, i just found out insects are drawn to light! get the preseident on the line!"

MoP's story wins, no effort.

[/ QUOTE ]

well duh i have to tell the president, the fly was obviously a suicide bomber

[MoP]

I could see the tiny little sticks of dynamite wrapped around its thorax.

Per, I get all the girls, but don't worry, flies are attracted to YOU!

[Daz]

earlier this evening I extracted the pheromones from a dying MotherAntlion that I had defeated in battle, and then used them to spawn her offspring with and set them loose against my enemies with devastating consequences.

[Sectaurs]

did they... did they eat your enemies?

[KDR_11k]

No, they ate a chunk of wood that lay on the ground. Then they started eating the ground as well but that made them sick so they threw up all over the enemies, killing them.

[Sectaurs]

that happened to me once.


i'm better now.

[frosty]

Mishra I had a kamikazee fly last week, kept flying towards my face and mouth while I was driving, I finally killed him with a left hook.

Hey, reminds me, what is the last thing that goes through an insect’s mind after he hits your windshield?

Anwer spelled backwards: his elohssa

Or how many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there?

[jzero]

I have a sunroom/studio in the back of my house, and a giant garden spider built a web right in front of the window where the drawing-table lamp is. Right in the light-junkie flight path of any skeeter or moth. Crafty, I say.

/jzero

[HonkyPunch]

Those bastard crows in my backyard are really pissing me off. They sit there...and eat.... and peck..things...little bastards...Attention Crows: FECK OFF.

[Jackablade]

I had a seagull fly into my head the other day. Stupid creature.

[ QUOTE ]
earlier this evening I extracted the pheromones from a dying MotherAntlion that I had defeated in battle, and then used them to spawn her offspring with and set them loose against my enemies with devastating consequences.

[/ QUOTE ]I suspect you might have been attracting horny males rather than children.